Sunday, February 25, 2007

Akeem Hebron Arrested.

Rivals is reporting that Akeem Hebron was booked by Athens-Clarke County police just before 8 a.m. this morning on a charge of underage possession of alcohol. There's no mention of DUI, obstruction of an officer, public drunkenness or any of the other Ian Smith-esque offenses which roughly 20% of UGA undergraduate men get pinched for at least once prior to graduation. Sounds like he was probably in somebody's dorm room drinking when the campus cops came to turn the music down. And so ends a joyously quiet offseason of misdemeanor-free behavior.

My guess is a 2 game suspension to start the season for Akeem. The real punishment will be what this does to his chances for playing time at the Will Linebacker spot. I would like to point out however that Mudcat Elmore's car does not appear to be involved. I view this as a sign of progress for our disciplinary regime.

Of course, if he were drunk in an alley in bucolic Richland County, SC and bowed up at a Columbia police officer, Spurrier would give him 24 hours to think about it before returning to Pavlov's. Not that I'm making fun of that or anything . . .

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a idiot, we were arrested with him and we were not drinking in a dorm, we are not that big of losers, we were driving around getting hammered and one of the fellas he got arrested with got a dui. so good speculation about the dorm bud.

11:02 PM, September 06, 2007  
Anonymous CPADawg'89 said...

Kudos to you, sir. I think your comment, on its face, says more to insult you than I ever could. Other than to say that it looks like it was written by a Clemson grad.

7:55 AM, September 07, 2007  

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