If I find the guy who gave/sold him the ticket . . .

One of the drawbacks to using escapees from the loonie bin for stadium security is that they sometimes let all kinds of undesirables in. First there was the '98 Utah St. game when Section 128 was taken over by a band of Chechyan guerillas (though I'm told they much prefer the term "freedom fighters"). Then there was the time in 2000 when Osama Bin Laden tried to sell me some conflict diamonds in the North Campus parking deck. But this is just re-goddamn-diculous. The Ruddle Report has the scoop: Chris [insert epithet here] Leak allegedly spent his off Saturday in Athens for the UGA/Missy State game. Ruddle posts what appears to be photographic evidence of the Florida quarterback reporting back to Urban Meyer. One can only imagine the gist of his report went something like this:

1:21 pm-"Coach, their secondary sucks. No, I mean really, like, oh my God!"
1:38 pm-"Have you ever been to the Varsity? No seriously, this place is like Ronnie Wilson's mother ship! Before the game I saw a guy in the corner mainlining peanut oil from the onion ring station . . ."
1:43 pm- "That freshman quarterback has thrown, like 12 passes. That's their weakness, Coach. You know freshman quarterbacks should never, ever be allowed to throw the ball, right Coach? You still love me, right? Is that Tebow I hear in the background !?!"
2:03 pm-"When they run the ball the offensive line is opening up holes. If Lumpkin gets the ball 25 times against us it's gonna be close, 'cause I'm not sure we can stop him . . ."
2:35 pm-"I've never seen an eight man zone coverage scheme in the first half before . . . interesting . . ."
3:17 pm- "Yeah, what I said earlier about the tailback, don't worry about that."
3:31 pm- "Who do you have in the animated bulldog race? Uga II, UGA IV or UGA V?"

As one of the Philbillies on the VolChat Board said "I wonder if he got up and let Tebow sit in his seat whenever somebody got close to the goaline?" Something also tells me that one denizen of Section 131 has some explaining to do to his section neighbors.